It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. -Terry Pratchett
There are too many anti-religions for me to choose from. I think I'll stick with pastafarianism though.
Don't you care about the deeply concerning problem about stuck drawers? Soup ladles all over the world are depending on me. Not you though, with you pasta noodles, and ravioli, and meatballs, and the ceremonial sprinkling on of the parmesan cheese. Better quit before I convince myself.
It worked! Obama won! Or maybe my drawers are currently opening! Anyway, I'm happy happy happy.
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