Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Choose Your Halloween Costumes Wisely


This costume has the distinct disadvantage of being a permanent tattoo. It is too bare for chilly trick-or-treating. And people are likely to say, "gross," instead of running away screaming. Notice how much more effective at producing abject terror a simple banana costume is instead.

5 comments:

geebee said...

Kerfuffler, or however it's spelled (is it Yiddish?) you have outdone yourself. I hereby give you an honorary PHD in Blogging by order of the Great and Powerful Oz. (or some other word that is high scoring in scrabble.)

geebee said...

Sorry it's the little rat Djinn. Not the cute monkey with a thing for ac/dc.

djinn said...

See! Here I am, aren't the pearls lovely?

kerfuffler said...

Kerfuffle (according to Websters):
Etymology:
alteration of carfuffle, from Scots car- (probably from Scottish Gaelic cearr wrong, awkward) + fuffle to become disheveled
chiefly British : disturbance , fuss

I confess to typically making a big fuss over nothing, causing a disturbance for no apparent reason, and enjoying it all the more for it's sheer cussedness. I am, in short, one who causes a Kerfuffle: so, I'm a kerfuffler. (Yiddish only wishes it could claim this choice Scots term!)

katie said...

HAHAHAHhhahahaaaaahaha.

I'm in love with that guy.