Monday, September 29, 2008
Ever seen a nursing mother?
Notice the, ah, bristols on Bristol. I nursed three babies, and recognize the symptoms. The uneven nature of the, ah, breastage, leads me to believe that one was emptied more thoroughly than the other on the last feeding, and that this is not just pre-baby horomones. Also notice how soft they look (not too closely, give the poor girl a bare minimum of privacy). Poor Bristol. They're sore, too, as I recall. Also note the belly--post baby look. While not normally a conspiracy theorist, this one dovetails perfectly with my views on the matter. "If it can be explained by stupidity, it's not conspiracy." Here, for the very first time in my life, stupidity lines up perfectly with conspiracy! Yee Haw!! (Except, of course, for my poor poor country.) Plus, look how much in love the two lovebirds look. Poor dears.
PS. Doesn't getting a tattoo (see inset) with the loved one's name guarantee a breakup in the near future?
H/T to Crooks and Liars for the Pic.