A gay best friend!
Should Sarah Choose Jeff, (Contestant number 1),
Or Dan, (Contestant number 2).
Oh, if any of our reader(s) are not reading Dan Savage, get yourself there, now, girlfriend!
A late contestant, Danielle, but one who makes some very good points!
"I can play hockey with your sons and I can date your daughter Bristol, and I won't even get her pregnant!"
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. -Terry Pratchett
4 comments:
Why have such an elaborate vetting process? Won't just any gay person do?
They're Republicans, silly, just any gay person won't do. Especially when, you know, one is the limit.
Shoot. My submission was late. It was graphic, though, and would've made her blush down to her tippy toes.
Yes. I'm just that good.
Drat.
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