Sunday, September 14, 2008
Must Love Cows
Sarah Palin appointed a childhood friend, Frances Havemeister, formerly a real estate agent, to the post of Director of the State Division of Agriculture, because, and, could I make this up, dear reader(s)? Frances' childhood love of cows. Four other childhood friends, also with fashionably thin resumes, were also appointed to big ol' governmental positions. Now aren't you saaad you said that mean thing about Miss Sarah back in 7th grade?
Let's play a game! Assuming she forgot you called her a sl*t back in the day because you saw her kissing Frances H, what jobs are you qualified for in the Palin administration? I'll start. I could be the Director of the State Department of Health because I have gone to the Doctor a number of times in my life, and even have gotten a vast array of prescriptions filled! Oh, and I dated a, well, he wasn't a doctor yet, but he was going to be one.....
From the New York Times, read the whoooole thing.