NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Congrats Utah! Lamest reason ever to oppose a law in another state.
Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff (and 9 other AGs) has asked California to delay their same-sex ruling because he's afraid people might file law suits over it! Eeek! Not Law Suits! What's an Attorney General to do? Better yet, what's a lawyer to do? Perhaps they could accuse the California Supreme Court of heresy and threaten to poke them with soft cushions.