Friday, August 28, 2009

Fight the Scourge of Socialism

For too long, a highly trained and organized group of Americans, armed with axes and powerful hoses, has been imposing socialist firefighting upon our citizenry!

" departments across the United States have been SOCIALIST organizations, resulting in TAXES on the American people.

FACT: Most Americans never use the socialized services of the fire department. The Obama administration has been very clear about keeping the status quo when it comes to taxpayer-funded fire departments.

It is time to open the fire department up to private industry. We have the best fire departments in the world in the US, but that doesn't mean that anyone (even non-US citizens) should be able to dial up and have fires put out, etc. There are private companies (Halliburtion, Etc.) who could step in tomorrow and take over every fire department in America and charge the consumer directly.


"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in asbestos and carrying a fire hose."

Join us in fighting the stranglehold that this socialist organization has on firefighting in our society. Let's let the free market work.


djinn said...

What about those socialist police forces, too? And the socialist military? They're really socialist, those GI's, what with all their socialized housing, dining halls, medicine, pensions, etc. I demand a free market military. And I demand it now.

kerfuffler said...

You're not satisfied with Blackwater?!?

djinn said...

It's Xe; Blackwater is soooo Bush league, uh, era.