Mary O'Nazareth: Hello. I am Mary O'Nazareth and I am excellent. Today, I shall be mostly visiting my boyf Joe Carpenter becoz we r very much in LUB in a proper, chaste manner. Also, I like kittens and ponies
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: Hello. I am TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD and I am excellent. Let's see if she recognises me...
M. O'Nazareth: Hello TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD. Sup?
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: Message from upstairs. U R up TEH duff. LOL
M. O'Nazareth: FTW! Will I be havng a puppy? And wait... is that a false beard?
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: Errr... nothing. TEH boss say u hv 2 marry J. Carpenter and call teh baby JEBUS. LOL
M. O'Nazareth: JEBUS? Is he going to be Mexican?
TEH ANGLE OF TEH LORD: JEBUS H CHRIST
J.Carpenter: Here's three nails, put me up for the night.
Receptionist: LOL, that's an Easter joke, sir.