Thursday, September 11, 2008

Family Values-Palin Style

It's good someone is vetting the Vice President. It's, shall we say, unfortunate, that it is the National Enquirer and not, you know, the Republicans.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Garfield minus Garfield

I would like to introduce my readers to a truly brilliant comic (and thought I do throw that term around lightly, uh, I intend a certain weight here) I give you Garfield minus Garfield. In the words of the Genius behind it:

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.


Sample strips can be found over on my sidebar.

Juneau, the movie, starring Bristol Palin



From Here.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Sarah Palin, waving her freak flag or just a bit out of the mainstream?

Wasilla Assembly of God Clip


She belongs to the Assembly of God church, above. They speak in tongues, and wander, zombie-like (thank you boing boing) through the aisles. According to boing boing, the above video used to be on their website but since has been removed. Fun stuff.

Ps. Shoutout to Melanie.

Housekeeping tips part 4



What with the recession and all, superheroes have fallen on hard times. Hire one for those difficult tasks.

From Kunsthaus Santa Fe

Housekeeping tips part 3



Befriend your dust bunnies.

Housekeeping tips part two



Don't let the flowers too close to the hard stuff though, or you may be required to administer aspirin in the morning.



Or break up a fight.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Housekeeping tips part one.


Cut flowers like wine; it makes them all giddy. But they're not very discerning, so you can give them the cheap stuff.

Friday, September 5, 2008

John McCain's son leaps from flaming bank moments before collapse


OK, Andrew McCain resigned July 26th from "Silver State" Bank in Nevada. Silver State just failed. Whew. What good timing the lad has! All clap now. The good news is that this is expected to cost the taxpayers (you and me, folks) only a half billion or so smackers. Not to be confused with real currency, like "loonies." Lucky us.

Remember Neil Bush? Silverado Savings and Loan? Neither do I.

"So Sambo Beat the Bitch"

Sarah Palin's succinct summary of the Democratic outcome.

Sounds like the Republicans found the perfect candidate--racist, sexist, vindictive, mean, and incompetent.

And what has she done since winning the job?

According to Kilkenny, nothing. Well, nothing other than suggesting the state’s multi-multi-million dollar, oil-generated surplus be distributed to residents and finance future state needs by borrowing money. Gee, doesn’t that sound precisely what George Bush did with the surplus he inherited from Bill Clinton in 2001 and we all know in what great shape Bush’s economic policies left the nation.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Someone who grew up with Sarah Palin writes a letter.

You can see it here...

Read it all--here's a bit; buy off the populace by impoverishing the state. Good Repub. she.

As an oil producer, the high price of oil has created a budget surplus
in Alaska. Rather than invest this surplus in technology that will
make us energy independent and increase efficiency, as Governor she
proposed distribution of this surplus to every individual in the state.

In this time of record state revenues and budget surpluses, she
recommended that the state borrow/bond for road projects, even while
she proposed distribution of surplus state revenues: spend today's
surplus, borrow for needs.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Sarah Palin Really Really Really hates Bears

Take a look at this blog by actual Alaskans documenting Mrs. Palin's war against bears.

http://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinInfoPage.htm

Sarah Palin's Daughter is Pregnant.

Well, now, the Palin camp is saying the Bristol ***Is currently pregnant*** and will marry the father. So......hmmmmm. They were trying to hide Bristol's pregnancy while Mom was really pregnant, or the first baby (that mom faked) really is Bristol's and then she went and did it again--but good luck! Bristol got preggers again. Let's wait and see when the child is actually born. So fun! (Except for the actual humans involved.) It's almost like watching soap operas! Or a train wreck! All I can say is that I hope for an evil twin in the future. Or at least someone in a cape.

At least, let's all give a shout-out for abstinence-only education. Works every time. Until, you know, that one time....